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7/12/2008
i am honored
i have been blessed with this exclusive ear candy
from haze and kj aka the dynamic duo
ain't going no where remix
the original
from haze and kj aka the dynamic duo
ain't going no where remix
the original
7/11/2008
the conclusion
does marcus get the girl?
new illecism lol
So like I was saying I Bitched out...again lol
I just thought this was pointless...im mean in all honesty
I wasn't going to even call this chick lmao
and thats when it hit me...this is why I was put on this earth
this is what it means to be a man
not to raise a family or fall in love
but to pick up girls in your local mall and never ever ever call them
I let my friend in on this recent discovery and he agreed while also telling me to hurry my ass up
I stop and try to gather my thoughts
Im lost I needed some guidance
so I call up my mentor....the man who taught me everything I know about seducing women
he was the first to introduce me to the art of Phone Intercorse(rofl j/k j/k its just a buddy of mine chris)
he picks up..I tell him the situation and he leaves me wit these most inspiring words
"If ya want it go get it ya digg?"
no joke...he literally said those words lmao
I thank him for his warm words of wisdom and hang up
we make our way back towards the store but im still unsure of myself
suddenly I get a case of A.D.D. and notice that there is a sunglasses store
right next to the one of my beloved selling a pair of Ray-Ban Shades
I get sidetracked and head into the sunglasses store to check em out
I try em on look in the mirror and realise what a masterpiece of a man I have become rofl
I feel this way for about 20 sec...then I take a look at the price $139 plus tax
I am thrown back to reality and realise what a complete bum I have become as well
so me and my boy head out the store defeated
he looks at me with that "its time to get the fuck outta here look"
but im still unsure of myself...I start pacing back and forth in front of the sunglasses shop
all the while arguing wit my friend in laughter
during this time I notice the store clerks(2 white chicks ya dig?)
peeking at us with these akward faces out of the glass window
I think nothing of it and continue the halarious and pointless arguement
wit my friend
min later 2 cops show up to the store and apparently have a talk wit the clerks
I notice this and recall the akward looks on the clerks faces earlier
I could sense something wasn't right
thats when the 2 cops storm out the store towards us
"HEY WHY ARE YOU GUYS WALKING IN AND OUT OF THE STORE FOR?"
I hit em wit the WTF? face like this
"What are you talking about"...
he goes on to tell us about how the store had just got lifted
and had been lifted 5 times already that day
one of the clerks actually watched a man rob the store and nearly was fired for her fuckery lmao dumb broad
so apparently the clerks were nervous and accused us of plotting to jack the store
this angered me and all I could think of as he was talking was
lmao anyway me and my boy explain to him that we had only been in the store
one time and had no intentions of robbing the place.
especially me
I mean im standing there in a light teal polo shirt, shorts, and laceless vans wit no socks lmao
besides the fact that im black..I certainly did not have the look of someone prepairing to shoplift
the cop informs us that the clerks are just a bit paranoid and that it would better if we could just move somewhere else..we agreed and proceed away from the store as well as my beloved lol
at this point we are both drained and are ready to get out of this racist invested hell hole lmao
I go into macys to take a piss all the while revisng the day so far in my head
I realise how stupid all this was and pointless...its just a girl
so what if she thinks im a complete weirdo for pretty much
stalking her for 3 hours
fuck it IM A GOOOON!!! you can't offend a Goon
so I grab my nutz with pride...look at my friend and tell him im ready
we make our way back towards the store making sure to stay as far away from the sunglasses store as possible lol
I stop in front of the store out of site take a deep breath
that pep talk in the bathroom did nothing
because I was nervous again but I said fuck it
turn the corner and enter the store
we make eye contact...im nervous as shit
im expecting an akwardly response like ummm what are you doing here
or worse getting jumped by security lol
but thats when she hits me wit a big sigh of relief as she says
"Hey ur back waz up"
PHEW!!! no akwardness at all
infact she seemed happy to see me lol
I respond back but then she leaves me standing there to
help a lady asking about a purse
AAAAHHHHH FUCKING COCK BLOCKERS THERE EVERYWHERE!!!!
I look like a complete idiot at this point standing there alone for all the mall to see
im starting to get the inch to leave again lol
I tried to play it off but its point because if you remember earlier I had already confessed
to the chick when I first came into the store that I wasn't there for purses or jewls but
to speak to her
im about ready to dip out ya dig?
but then the lady leaves...I make my move
I go up to the chick and ingage her in convo
we stand there talking about the day
and boredom and purses lol
all the while im thinking DANM I BET YOU LOOK GREAT NAKED
she goes on and on about how much she loves purses and how many she has
and what not
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!! lol
I realise that the convo is going on long enough
Im preparing to ask her for the digits I need to
seal the deal now..thats when she hits me wit
the Sting Ray Technique:
Me:yeah my mom has a LV purse...its fake tho lol
her: lol...oh really...my boyfriend bought me a real colorful BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
boyfriend?
THE END
new illecism lol
So like I was saying I Bitched out...again lol
I just thought this was pointless...im mean in all honesty
I wasn't going to even call this chick lmao
and thats when it hit me...this is why I was put on this earth
this is what it means to be a man
not to raise a family or fall in love
but to pick up girls in your local mall and never ever ever call them
I let my friend in on this recent discovery and he agreed while also telling me to hurry my ass up
I stop and try to gather my thoughts
Im lost I needed some guidance
so I call up my mentor....the man who taught me everything I know about seducing women
he was the first to introduce me to the art of Phone Intercorse(rofl j/k j/k its just a buddy of mine chris)
he picks up..I tell him the situation and he leaves me wit these most inspiring words
"If ya want it go get it ya digg?"
no joke...he literally said those words lmao
I thank him for his warm words of wisdom and hang up
we make our way back towards the store but im still unsure of myself
suddenly I get a case of A.D.D. and notice that there is a sunglasses store
right next to the one of my beloved selling a pair of Ray-Ban Shades
I get sidetracked and head into the sunglasses store to check em out
I try em on look in the mirror and realise what a masterpiece of a man I have become rofl
I feel this way for about 20 sec...then I take a look at the price $139 plus tax
I am thrown back to reality and realise what a complete bum I have become as well
so me and my boy head out the store defeated
he looks at me with that "its time to get the fuck outta here look"
but im still unsure of myself...I start pacing back and forth in front of the sunglasses shop
all the while arguing wit my friend in laughter
during this time I notice the store clerks(2 white chicks ya dig?)
peeking at us with these akward faces out of the glass window
I think nothing of it and continue the halarious and pointless arguement
wit my friend
min later 2 cops show up to the store and apparently have a talk wit the clerks
I notice this and recall the akward looks on the clerks faces earlier
I could sense something wasn't right
thats when the 2 cops storm out the store towards us
"HEY WHY ARE YOU GUYS WALKING IN AND OUT OF THE STORE FOR?"
I hit em wit the WTF? face like this
"What are you talking about"...
he goes on to tell us about how the store had just got lifted
and had been lifted 5 times already that day
one of the clerks actually watched a man rob the store and nearly was fired for her fuckery lmao dumb broad
so apparently the clerks were nervous and accused us of plotting to jack the store
this angered me and all I could think of as he was talking was
lmao anyway me and my boy explain to him that we had only been in the store
one time and had no intentions of robbing the place.
especially me
I mean im standing there in a light teal polo shirt, shorts, and laceless vans wit no socks lmao
besides the fact that im black..I certainly did not have the look of someone prepairing to shoplift
the cop informs us that the clerks are just a bit paranoid and that it would better if we could just move somewhere else..we agreed and proceed away from the store as well as my beloved lol
at this point we are both drained and are ready to get out of this racist invested hell hole lmao
I go into macys to take a piss all the while revisng the day so far in my head
I realise how stupid all this was and pointless...its just a girl
so what if she thinks im a complete weirdo for pretty much
stalking her for 3 hours
fuck it IM A GOOOON!!! you can't offend a Goon
so I grab my nutz with pride...look at my friend and tell him im ready
we make our way back towards the store making sure to stay as far away from the sunglasses store as possible lol
I stop in front of the store out of site take a deep breath
that pep talk in the bathroom did nothing
because I was nervous again but I said fuck it
turn the corner and enter the store
we make eye contact...im nervous as shit
im expecting an akwardly response like ummm what are you doing here
or worse getting jumped by security lol
but thats when she hits me wit a big sigh of relief as she says
"Hey ur back waz up"
PHEW!!! no akwardness at all
infact she seemed happy to see me lol
I respond back but then she leaves me standing there to
help a lady asking about a purse
AAAAHHHHH FUCKING COCK BLOCKERS THERE EVERYWHERE!!!!
I look like a complete idiot at this point standing there alone for all the mall to see
im starting to get the inch to leave again lol
I tried to play it off but its point because if you remember earlier I had already confessed
to the chick when I first came into the store that I wasn't there for purses or jewls but
to speak to her
im about ready to dip out ya dig?
but then the lady leaves...I make my move
I go up to the chick and ingage her in convo
we stand there talking about the day
and boredom and purses lol
all the while im thinking DANM I BET YOU LOOK GREAT NAKED
she goes on and on about how much she loves purses and how many she has
and what not
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!! lol
I realise that the convo is going on long enough
Im preparing to ask her for the digits I need to
seal the deal now..thats when she hits me wit
the Sting Ray Technique:
Me:yeah my mom has a LV purse...its fake tho lol
her: lol...oh really...my boyfriend bought me a real colorful BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
boyfriend?
THE END
7/10/2008
the oh so entertaining adventures of marcus....part 1 & 2
The Oh so entertaining adventures of marcus and getting the digits part 1.
my boy said She look like Kim K she was like lol
idk where she was from but she was sexy as hell
she work in towncenter mall in Trio
when I saw her I was like OH SHIT!! but said nothing just kept walking
but then I walked by again and told my boy I have to say something to this chick
he was like but thats a girl store you will look gay they know your not in there for that
im like FUCK IT!!!
I went in...danm she was sexy as fuck and easy to talk to to
I pretended to look around for a bit lmao..but then she asked me what I was loooking for
I couldn't just flat out say her #..that would be lame so I did what any man would.....I lied lol
told her I needed a purse for my GF..wit get to talkin bout purses she tells me what her favs are and shit(as if I really care lol)
my friend walks off and leaves me in there alone hahaha
so me and her are talking and im like fuck it
right when I was about to get her # the manager comes in...FUCKING COCK BLOCKER!!!
and sends her to the back for some shit..he looked at me and was like you need something sir
I wanted to say YEAH YO BITCH YA DIG!!! lmao but I said naw I was just leaving
so me and my boy are getting ready to leave we are literally at the car when im like STOP!!!
we gotta go back..i told him I can't leave this Mall wit out that #..I have to do this
he's like........ok
lol
to be continued im tired
FUCK THAT SHIT HERE'S PART 2
So me and my boy walk back into the mall passing by the store a 3rd time lmao
but the chick wasn't there...as we walk up the stairs my boy see her walk pass
back to the store and yells THERE SHE GOES!!!..im like you fucking idiot STFU!!
instead of flagging her down
we head to the food court for some tacos
there we discuss women, my plans on getting her #, and how much I hate everyone on The Real World Hollywood
once we are done we decide its time
I walk back downstairs and head towards the store and as I head in inches away from the door
I bitch out lmao
I told my boy i can;t do this..this is stupid
we had already walked passed the store like 4 times and each time the chick saw us
if I go back in she is just going to think im a fucking weirdo
so we walk off and as we walk I start feeling more and more like a bitch
telling myself this is ridiculous im no bitch but i like bitches ya dig?
and thats when I looked at my boy and said NO!!! We have to go Back
he looks at me like
I look at him like
and we proceed back towards the store im inches away
at this point im nervous as fuck but don't know why
I had already spoken with her so wtf was the deal
I take a breath and say FUCK IT!!! I walk towards the door and....
I Bitch out again
LOL
to be continued
my boy said She look like Kim K she was like
lolidk where she was from but she was sexy as hell
she work in towncenter mall in Trio
when I saw her I was like OH SHIT!! but said nothing just kept walking
but then I walked by again and told my boy I have to say something to this chick
he was like but thats a girl store you will look gay they know your not in there for that
im like FUCK IT!!!
I went in...danm she was sexy as fuck and easy to talk to to
I pretended to look around for a bit lmao..but then she asked me what I was loooking for
I couldn't just flat out say her #..that would be lame so I did what any man would.....I lied lol
told her I needed a purse for my GF..wit get to talkin bout purses she tells me what her favs are and shit(as if I really care lol)
my friend walks off and leaves me in there alone hahaha
so me and her are talking and im like fuck it
right when I was about to get her # the manager comes in...FUCKING COCK BLOCKER!!!
and sends her to the back for some shit..he looked at me and was like you need something sir
I wanted to say YEAH YO BITCH YA DIG!!! lmao but I said naw I was just leaving
so me and my boy are getting ready to leave we are literally at the car when im like STOP!!!
we gotta go back..i told him I can't leave this Mall wit out that #..I have to do this
he's like........ok
lolto be continued im tired
FUCK THAT SHIT HERE'S PART 2
So me and my boy walk back into the mall passing by the store a 3rd time lmao
but the chick wasn't there...as we walk up the stairs my boy see her walk pass
back to the store and yells THERE SHE GOES!!!..im like you fucking idiot STFU!!
instead of flagging her down
we head to the food court for some tacos
there we discuss women, my plans on getting her #, and how much I hate everyone on The Real World Hollywood
once we are done we decide its time
I walk back downstairs and head towards the store and as I head in inches away from the door
I bitch out lmao
I told my boy i can;t do this..this is stupid
we had already walked passed the store like 4 times and each time the chick saw us
if I go back in she is just going to think im a fucking weirdo
so we walk off and as we walk I start feeling more and more like a bitch
telling myself this is ridiculous im no bitch but i like bitches ya dig?
and thats when I looked at my boy and said NO!!! We have to go Back
he looks at me like
I look at him like
and we proceed back towards the store im inches away
at this point im nervous as fuck but don't know why
I had already spoken with her so wtf was the deal
I take a breath and say FUCK IT!!! I walk towards the door and....
I Bitch out again
LOLto be continued
7/06/2008
7/05/2008
6/24/2008
Interesting shit
Sponsored by:
Ubiq Knows
Ubiq X Nike Knows
In Nike’s latest little advertised initiative, they’ve quietly been rolling out a collection of t-shirts to select Nike supporters and shops. Each shirt features a certain brands name featured followed by the simple tagline “Knows” with the Nike Air logo below. Philadelphia’s (my city) UBIQ joins a cast (to our knowledge) which includes DJ Clark Kent,Packer Shoes, Major DC and Alife . We definitely anticipate a wider roll-out of these shirts in the near future. These shirts are strictly promotional items and not for sale.
*up & coming note: Concepts from Boston also has one of these Collab tees too.
Source: Hypebeast
Nike Air Yeezys for Tinker Hatfield
Recently Tinker Hatfield was spotted in China wearing the soon to be released AirYeezy, Kanye West's signature shoe. This Air Yeezy comes in white/grey with a baby blue strap with lots of details. Don't expect this version to ever make it into stores, as it has been especially made by Mark Smith for Tinker Hatfield.
Thanks to Jou-Yie Chou for the images.
More pics at HYPEBEAST
Nigo Obama?
Not much info but Ferrari Murakami (Kanye and Lupe's Stylist) posted this on his blog when more info is available we will let you no.
soource:F.M. Phenomenal
T.A.
6/23/2008
Kid Cudi
Another Fools Gold product (the cool kids are on fools gold)
i found out about this guy from ROB on KLi listened to his freestyle and i was like this guy has to be the next feature. What i liked was that he wasnt killing people or selling drugs he was talking bout REAL shit. His mixtape is coming soon and is sponsored by 10 deep like a past U&Cer wale...so his credentials are there from fools gold and 10 deep who have put there stamps on classic material already, and Kid Cudi is next...
Link:
Myspace
Audio:
Day and Night
Love Stoned remix
Visuals:
Freestyle with 88 keys
Paper Planes Freestyle
Things to Look Out For:
"A Kid Named Kudi Mixtpae"
Link:
Myspace
Audio:
Day and Night
Love Stoned remix
Visuals:
Freestyle with 88 keys
Paper Planes Freestyle
Things to Look Out For:
"A Kid Named Kudi Mixtpae"
6/22/2008
back to the future
Sunday Night Chat Rooms:
Phil (11:49:03 PM) : CAN I BUY YOUR CAR FROM EUROPE THOUGH?
T A(11:49:04 PM) : yes limo tint
Mike(11:49:13 PM) : hmmmm
Bstar (11:49:15 PM) : in 2015 we'll have Hover boards
2015 true story
2015 true story
